My Rules

  • You will have to take a thorough shower upon arrival as I cannot tolerate any pungent odors. You have to wash your tool and under and around your ball sack and BUTT CRACK 3 times with the wash towel that I will provide for you. Do not wash your toolbox with your hand only without using the wash towel. A fine will be assessed at an additional $5,000 upcharge If you whine about having to take a supervised shower upon your arrival. Thank you!